Giving a blowjob for the first time felt like this:

Always liked Claudia because she liked Nancy Drew just like me and I totally kept a stash of candy in my room too. Plus the fab style that wasn't always so fab to everyone else but she rocked it.

Me:

Who is your favorite Babysitters Club member? Mine was always Claudia followed by Mary Anne. Kristy and Dawn were the ones I hated.

And incidentally, this is what bathhouses are like.

SO GOOD. Out of the grays, Princess of Dorne.

Basically this.

Also, first time being hit on in a gay bar:

My post-first time: feeling sexually empowered but just as awkward as ever.

That's some real "Feminism: Hour Zero, Minute One" shit right there. That's like the pre-feminist "I'm just one of the GUYS I need some sort of philosophy that tells me this is okay" bullshit. From there you could end up as fucking Ayn Rand. Stop being shitty to your lady friend.

I kind of love that I can tell who most of them are from the costumes alone. And there will never be enough Disney remix art. EVER.

My God, I need to see this movie again because I just realized I have been dating different incarnations of Troy for TWENTY YEARS.

That has got to be the funniest mis-read that could have come from this post. 4 for you glenn coacoa!