or we just said fuck it and dropped

Sorry, just no.

IMHO, he has double-jointed hips. Something's shaking loose there.

If an upside-down, chandelier-hanging wedding cake is wrong, I don't want to be right.

As adorable as all this is, would rather be this pony:

I didn't see your comment or I just would've boosted it! I prefer "patronus", myself.

Can we not use a racially loaded term like spirit animal? Please?

They should definitely be renamed leg-scrunchies.

Quite good. Although the best line was from my sister (Our mum is Australian and we had just come back from an Australian holiday) some of her friends asked what she was waring to a summer ball she told them "my mum's just sent me some diamante thongs but they keep rubbing, I think I'm getting a blister".

I imagined someone saying that in an Australian accent and the resulting look on your face, and am now crying with laughter. :)

Haha! I remember similar conversations. And then Kiwis come along and use words nobody else uses and we all go 'eh?'. Like jangles. Those be flipflops.

I didn't say they made 20k/year. Their incomes vary wildly. It depends on how many movies they do, what kind of acts they're willing to do, how many merchandising deals they get, etc. That we are even having this conversation is dumb. You cannot compare sex work to mainstream corporate positions. Even on a good…

I guess reading comprehension isn't your strong. Danica Patrick may or may not suck at her job. I'm not a mouth-breather, so I don't know shit about Nascar racing. When there's a room full of other drivers that suck, and you call out Danica Patrick for sucking, and you don't call anyone else out for sucking, it…

Listen. If you need to remind the audience that you are a comedian halfway through your act, you need to hang it up, go home, and quit pretending to be a comic.

He gave her boyfriend advice on how to handle her. Sounds like gendered jabs if you ask me.

i totally dismissed jay mohr as an ass after he compared michelle obama to a man, specifically elton brand. he seems to really get his balls off on dissing women. not that public figures aren't open to ridicule, but i considered that particularly disrespectful as a black woman since we are often compared to men or…

No, I wasn't just referencing the first joke. I was talking about the whole thing; especially in the context of what other sorts of comments she has had to endure at racing oriented public events.

You can make fun of her performance, but Moyr didn't just passingly make fun of her performance. He also through in a jab about her asking if the suit made her look fat. The "does this make me look fat?" joke is 100% because she's a woman, and it calls into question his motivation for making the first joke about her…

He made a joke about her sucking at her job, and when you consider how many other Nascar drivers suck at their jobs and don't get called out for it, it is obvious she's being singled out because of her vagina. Then he made the joke about her asking her boyfriend if her suit made her look fat. It's a joke based on…

The problem, is that there is this history of misogynist bravado in racing of all kinds, which transforms what might otherwise just be gentle ribbing, into a questionable attack based on gender. It's kind of tough to tell which it is, sometimes. She probably has that look on her face, because she's trying to figure…