Wings fan chucked the damn thing onto the ice in the third period, for no clear reason.

The Sixers just signed Endless Turgid Slog to a 14-day contract.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Alright, this needs to be said.

He studiously avoids noting that Kaeps is not owed that money from Denver, but San Fransisco. Denver is not currently obligated, so the fact that Kaepernick is “legally entitled to” the money Denver wants off the table really doesn’t have a whole lot to do with current negotiations, other than the fact that it is…

deadspin: where the facts usually don’t matter but we’re all still here anyway

yeah he’s been driving his value down with his wanting to leave SF and shitty play. Denver obviously think he’s overvalued and are willing to take him in for a price that is right for them. If he doesn’t think that’s a fair price he can tell them to screw and ride pine in SF while collecting the salary that SF owes him

What a dumb article! Kap is an unhappy employee. He dislikes his company (49ers), he didn’doesn’t trust bosses, & dislikes his job description (not necessarily the starter, definitely not a centerpiece).

You're wound up way to tightly if this drives you nuts

You know what they say, “Lue’s lips sink ships.”

Marathons are all about race, bro.

Bills fans aren’t real.

Try to get the stop over as fast as possible. Nothing to be gained from berating a tired foot soldier.

Damn kinja warriors love criminals. Drag racing is dangerous as fuck and for someone with Jon Jones’ resources nearly sociopathic. He could easily go to a track and speed along to his heart’s content but instead he endangers the lives’ of innocent people yet you don’t like the cop’s “sass.” Fuck you

Everybody, when a cop stops you. listen to his directions, give him the documents he wants, be polite, THEN SHUT UP. Tell him you will talk to your counsel and let it be. Everything you say can hurt your case. Deal with it later, before the magistrate.

I have to side with Jones on this one. If he really did something illegal, how do you explain him still being in the car?

“He’s good and works hard, basically.”

Who else were they going to select? Kane? Eichel? Uh... some other guy who I assume plays for the team?

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

Yikes. You're still upset about Quiets clothing? You must be a JOY to go on a road trip with.