This is my favorite thing in sports.

Nice, but I hope he survived when they kicked the PAT.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

Polish American Football League isn’t exactly the sport played at its highest level,

Hey you know what? These idiot owners refuse to acknowledge what fans have known for years. Goodell is a fucking moron. So let Goodell rule with an iron fist. At some point one of these dipshit owners will realize that Goodell is part of the problem. But right now, the NFL is a cash making machine and he’s willing to…

Kinsman has made the False Statements in an effort to cause damage to Mr. Winston’s reputation and to coerce and extort him to give her money and “make her go away.” Ms. Kinsman was aware that Mr. Winston was likely to earn a substantial amount of money in salary, bonuses, and endorsements as a professional NFL…

God Speed.

Do you guys have some focus group results that suggests people outside your office care as much about Bill Simmons as you all apparently do?

He can’t refer to Roger Goodell’s anatomy.

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

I remember my dad using that phrase as a kid in the 80’s. Maybe Foley popularized it to some extent, but I'm pretty sure that variation of intestinal fortitude has been plenty common long befor Foley.