What I wouldn't give to see this woman do this on a national stage like SNL or something. The best kind of comedy: it stings. I'm still laughing, and, as a Caucasian, still mortified.

Saw John Milheiser's last solo show at UCB in LA and it was amazing. The guy is fantastic, and his ideas are so witty. Psyched to see him on the show (provided this information is legit).

Thank you!

Having read the pilot that came out of this back when Fox was trying to make HEATHERS happen as a pilot (and the story was virtually identical to this log line) I can safely say that this is probably for the best.

I hate to break it to you, but it's going to be a cavalcade of witchy stereotypes. Dollars to donuts there'll be some kind of blood-drinking, dance-around-the-fire lesbian antics and nude-for-Satan hijinks... followed by some lip service to Wiccan tradition. This show doesn't really deal in true-to-life scenarios.

Am I the only person who tunes in each year, totally wanting to be sucked into AHS, only to find it, basically, mind salad? Like, throw-everything-at-the-wall garbage that stops making sense after two episodes and has way too much plot to even begin to feel atmospheric or remotely scary? I know I'm in the minority—…

No WAY, man. This movie's ripping the LID off of that preconception. I've lived in LA for just a year and already I leave all my lights and appliances running because I'm too lost in a spiral of drugs, anonymous sex, and questionable makeup choices.

"Lohan gets something out of the fridge and doesn't close it all the way and I am still annoyed about it."

I actually remember reading an old interview with Tori Amos where she described tripping on acid and crying in her garden because "the flowers were mean," or something to that effect.