I live in New York, I find turkey necks everywhere. Also, turkey and chicken gizzards and chicken feet. I guess people use them for soup? They also sell chicken skins, I guess to fry them.

If that’s the case, they should hire Rachel Dolezal as a consultant.

This might be the closest thing he has ever done to admitting he was wrong/apologizing, so.

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

According to his own logic he should go drop his kids off at daddy Ray-Js house since apparently he owns them

I love this story.

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

Perhaps he likes pictures and videos of Kim and Ray J.

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

“Fear isn’t constructive. Nor is terror. And at the end of the day it is merely a barrier. I’m sick of this two-sided awfulness where most people end up never getting the point.”

That is the cutest stuffed lion I’ve ever seen. He actually looks like he’s going places! And since we’re sharing, here’s Ed the dino:

Is this not the visage of a mighty savannah adventurer?

EDIT: Holy shit, that came out massive. As befits the mighty Flatley’s mighty roar!

That’s adorable actually.

Ahem...penguin pillow pet next to me on the bed right now, who is not very creatively named Bed Penguin. Boyfriend created his very high voice. Bed Penguin sings songs that he made up and inserts his name into all of them. I’m 34, boyfriend is 38.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

That's one badass assistant principal.

I think some of it comes down to how people choose to spend their money too. Like, some people don’t understand the $$$ I’ll spend on make-up, but I don’t understand the $$$ they’ll spend on shoes, or skis, or music, or a fancy coffee maker, or....

Was thinking I was going to go as Rey next Halloween, but maybe I’ll go as this badass woman instead.