Jealous New Yorker here, and I have no idea what they’re on about. Unless Oregon has significantly higher gas prices than its neighbors, and even that would probably be due to taxation rather than any cost associate with full-service gas.

I’ve heard Jersey waits aren’t bad, but Oregon attendants are extremely slow and often juggling pumps. Waiting only 2 minutes is fast by their standards.

There’s not a positive link between full-service and low gas prices. NJ has them for other reasons. Compare to Oregan. The greatness comes from easily being able to control the exact amount, type, and method of payment, without having to explain anything to someone, have them touch your car, or handle your payment. If…

As a long time resident, and somebody who worked at a gas station one summer after graduating highschool, I have no idea. Job creation I guess? It seems a nice idea when you’re talking about the elderly and handicapped. I still remember the loads of tourists hitting the gas station for the first time entering the…

Clearly this list does not take the ability of drivers to handle weather into account.

This bullshit... one has never driven in Northern Virginia or Charlottesville.

Ohio has the “best” drivers? Yeah, I guess it is easier to avoid an accident when you are going fifty in the left lane with your blinker on.

They don’t tell you the weird and stupid things you’re going to encounter as a teacher. I had to explain to a boy why he shouldn’t use sharpie to color his eyebrows in after he shaved them off. The tip was too wide most of his forehead was now eyebrow. I had to show him what he should have used instead and suggest I…

My cheese nativity looks like shit in comparison :(

That’s no drug dealer, that’s a bandito!

This is what a drug dealer looks like.

You seriously don’t fucking understand the horror he faced in police custody?

I take a bit of an issue with your statement; this is coming from someone who at age 11 was 5’9” (with a 36DD rack), size and looks have nothing to do with it.

I would like to buy his album and also be his friend.

I like his version better than Rihanna’s!

ok now I love this guy. He seems to be in some Rihanna cover band?

Do you ever notice how when you live in the city and make it out to a Walmart or particularly well stocked Target in the ‘burbs, it’s like you’re a refugee that just escaped from a communist country and you can’t even believe there’s all this selection in one place?

I can't watch Up because I'm a mess after the first 10 minutes.

Thank you for starting this conversation. I don’t care how pathetic it looks outwardly. I bet if you met all of us one-on-one we would be charming as fuck, and lovely and wonderful. However, as other Jezzies have pointed out, we hold ourselves to such a high internal standard, we have no choice but to lose our shit…