*sniffles* OK, you got me. Beautiful.

Sounds gross for the pimento cheese and pickled green tomatoes. Sounds messy and dangerous for exploding hot beer. Sounds even worse with said beer being PBR.

The act alone is marvelous, but the "Boom!" put a huge grin on my face. Fantastic!

Oh my word, do want. I'll be in the corner, free-basing insulin to prepare for this.

While Deadspin's fixation on pro wrestling (not a sport) irks the shit out of me, I do have to say that Stone Cold knocked that shit out of the park. Bravo, sir.

So black women wanting what they want when they are paying are "picky." And bad tippers according to the people who don't want to serve them but probably swear the service they give them is amazing. Sounds legit.

My favorite are the customers who are under the impression that repeating a question with greater detail or volume will somehow change the answer. At least once a day working at Apple, I had this conversation:

Fucking ugh. This is life when you're busty. I'm a 36E, and almost everything is 'revealing'.

except for the part where this is NOT uncommon for women gifted/burdened with large breasts. I got spoken to at work - at age 54! - for my bra strap showing, while the pretty 20-something secretaries walk by wearing the open-shoulder tops that show off bra straps. And I'm not an exception. Women with large breasts are…

Um, maybe I should seek counseling. Cause, with a guarantee that I wouldn't get eaten along with the soup, I would totally do this.

Argh. This has been so blown out of proportion and context. This guy was the one who introduced the bill to legalize interracial marriage in Alabama.

But Pinkham, you eat at Arby's.

AANNNNNNNNNNNNNDD THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE

OMG BURT YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE!!!!!!!

What is this? Is it official "make you feel old" day?

Eh - there are public transit horror stories, but considering the amount of public transit running every day, the likelihood of something like what happens in these instances isn't all that common (minus the pee thing, and possibly busted AC). For as much as people rag on public transportation, it can actually be…

For real! It may be the free wine from dinner talking but it was raining on my face as soon as the first guy was kissing the baby. Rock on with your bad self Honey Grahams I will buy some of your stupid product this weekend when I buy food.

Hahahaha, $30 for a Broadway ticket. That's cute.

There's no point in responding to missingyousinceyouvebeengone because she's obviously trolling. Anybody who thinks of waiting tables as some kind of folksy diversion where you can gain good fodder for your first novel has clearly never actually done it. Or perhaps she was doing it in a Keri Russell movie wherein…

If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?