This reminds me of Chappelle's skit on police brutality, where he says

Evan Peters' ass really needs to start getting its own credit on this show.

Did anyone else besides me think that the Kyle flashback was showing that he remembers a lot of his life, but his brain doesn't allow him the ability to communicate and his tantrums all evolve out of that frustration and the confusion of why he exists and how he exists with his friends body parts? Also, spell for him…

Can we talk about how amazing Angela Bassett's her hair looked in this scene?

OMG COCO. Never before have I felt so strongly that my dog needs a tutu.

• a sequel absolutely nobody was clamoring for.*

While we wallow in the greys, I do want to say I'm glad you brought this up. When I was young (school-age), I used to get so embarrassed about referencing black things my white friends didn't know about (like Patti LaBelle, Luther, kiddie perms, etc.), even though they had no qualms about feigning incredulity when I…

Nice to know Doug Barry has deemed myself , at least 9 other people that I know in real life, and the many others on the internet who have been jazzed as fuck about this sequel as "absolutely nobody". Jerk.

I guess people who are not white are nobodies. Par for the course with Jezebel.

This style of band is popular at HBCUs.

Ahh, reminds me of my days in the Muskegon Heights marching band under the direction of a Florida A & M grad. Only we had a little girl who was like a tiny mascot drum majorette and was KICKING IT!

TRIGGER WARNING for those of us with Ikea-related PTSD.

I had to scroll back up real fast, because when I first looked at the picture I thought it was an actual mop.

At first I was like : Oh god, eye roll.

You are underestimating the danger. If the cat swallowed the rubber, it would have to go to the vet. But this person is clearly too careless to be a sensible cat owner and live right next door to the vet, so they would have to drive, and well, only someone who hates their cat would put them in a car and drive because,…

Dear Animal Welfare Advice Givers,

Relativity indeed - there is a difference between a mass shooting, and what I'm talking about. And there's a difference between chatting with a pretty girl and catcalling with a dozen others while she rubs herself over the sudsy hood of an Evo X.

I think the point is supposed to be that at the beginning, the boy thinks he is not worth loving and people are only nice when they feel sorry for him.

Someone with a recently amputated leg could be dealing with feelings of loss and inability and how they think the world will react. If something happens that changes you, your first reaction might not be "I'm awesome!"

I think that rottting would be difficult due to lack of moisture.