Hoshisma
Hoshisma
Hoshisma

This seems uncalled for. I had an image like this of the perfect guy when I was in college. It was just as unrealistic and fantastical as this one. I bet a lot of women did. We are all affected by music, film and television when it comes to attraction and what we look for in a mate, sometimes to ridiculous affect.

That's what I was going to say. I definitely see a trend. A majority of the women posting are describing their marriages as "perfect."

Sir PatStew wins. Hands freaking down.

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Ah, I see some of you have yet to be introduced to the heart-wrenching world of Thai life insurance commercials! Allow me to get you started:

It's a tough, tedious job with a lot of variables they can't control, i.e. rowdy crowds or, the worst, jumpers on the tracks. You can't blame them for not appearing warmhearted all the time.

OK, I'LL BE OVER HERE IN THE CORNER, WIPING MY EYES. IT'S ..... DUST. CAT HAIR. DOG FUR. SOMETHING.

Fucking hell. You know what also happens sometimes?? The "homewreckers" the men or women are cheating with DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE HAVE WIVES OR HUSBANDS OR PARTNERS!

I wanted Veronica to be with Logan. And I wanted to bang Piz. Basically, I'm TEAM ME.

IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!

I dunno about fighting homophobia, but my lady hetersexuality was just gloriously confirmed, rowing team.

Back in the late 80's I was a spry little 2nd grader at a private school in New Jersey. During the Holiday Showcase of 1989 my class was chosen to sing the MOST IMPORTANT SONG OF ALL TIME. 30 7-year-olds lined up that night to sing "Partridge in a Pear Tree", but only 2 of us were captured on the Official Video Of The

There are times when I feel ethically questionable about supporting Anonymous.

I admit, I read the headline wrong. I was very excited to have someone pay me a grand per month to sleep on their couch.

Oh helllllll no. As soon as the camera comes out I would flip to "Help! Don't hit me again! I'm being attacked!". Record that, bitch.

A GUY IS EATING CHEESE ON THE SUBWAY?!!! FOURTEEN PICTURES. MINIMUM.

I read "pelvis" as "penis" and am now woefully disappointed.

I'm going to assume the shitting elephant is the rebellious angsty teen of the family.

It's the drunk elephant uncle for the win!

I do love how one of the elephants decides to enhance this family reunion by taking a shit/piss.