I'd rather belong to Pauly Shore in a vat of used dental floss than belong to that fucking douchebonnet.

We accept her! We accept her! One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!

I can verify this because I recently turned 30. Went to bed the night before as a beautiful young 29 year old and then BAM, I woke up totally hagalicious! I now spend my time as a 30 year old making potions, turning princes into frogs and eating children.

As long as we're asking questions, is it wrong that I instantly sided with Gretchen because she writes in complete sentences?

We were in awe over the opera arias round. He crushed them! Crush crush crush.

That's dumb, but Fidelito still completely crushed the other contestants in the end, though. :) Dude knows everything.

Thanks, but I don't care for any more bigotoni.

Speaking as a black woman, I just want to be normal. I want to be considered normal. When black people are cast in a role, or as a model, I want it to be the norm. I want educated blacks to be seen as the rule. I do not want my color to be the reason why I am considered exceptional, less than, exotic, ugly, sexy,…

"Dude, Benji, I know you had a lot to drink last night, are you okay? Man, are you okay? Wake up man... can you stay awake? C'mon dude... are you okay? Should we get you water? Can you lift your arms up for us?"

Hey Rick! Hey Rick! Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick, Riiiiiick! C'mon Rick! Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick RickRick Rick Rick Rick ... Look at me, Rick!!

And what exactly do you consider a "Muslim country?" I currently live in what you would probably consider a "Muslim country," with US citizenship, upbringing and education, and I teach at a college for women primarily from what you would consider "Muslim countries." And you know what? Those practices are not okay. …

But she is completely correct that Budgor and the slave traders have something in common: they came to take.

BAM! Nicely done, Rarin Ole Sein.

Is it cool to just assume they do? I agree, it sucks. I'd love to go free everyone from their oppressive religion, but that's disrespectful. You can't just assume that people are waiting for you to save them. All you can do is make it clear that you're an open door, and be prepared to do everything you can.

It's the idea that all Muslim women are oppressed. It goes along with everyone assuming all Muslim women wear burkkas (worldwide a very small percentage do) when it comes to the hijab (head scarfs) it's the belief that all Muslim women are forced to wear them. While some Muslim women live in culture that socially…

*Transposes sentiments to western women trying to "save" Muslim women from their oppression*

Presence of mayonnaise and ketchup in the top five here/absence of harissa and Greek yogurt is on par with endorsing peanut butter-and-American cheese sandwiches.

THEY HAVE BLACK WOMEN COMEDIANS NOW?!?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Does Oprah know?!

I'm gonna be that person... sour cream has lactic acid in it. Lactic acid is actually a component of your skin's NMF (natural moisturizing factor) and aids in both exfoliation and keeping your skin hydrated. So... smart kid (although it bums me out that she's fussing herself over it at 11). Anyway, I had terrible skin…