I wanted one SO BADLY as a kid. Got an Easy Baker oven instead. Still cool, but I was that little girl constantly getting in trouble for playing in the mud and dirt in a dress.

Have you never been to a Korean BBQ?

Mrs. Mia Wallace by Urban Decay is amazing. It’s only $17, and you can get it at Ulta, Sephora and some Macy’s stores.

Mrs. Mia Wallace by Urban Decay is amazing. It’s only $17, and you can get it at Ulta, Sephora and some Macy’s…

In general, the speed limit on the turnpike is more of a speed suggestion.

If it were anywhere but Philly, I’d have trouble believing it myself.

True, but that still doesn’t make it right for someone else to bring his child into this petty bullshit. Plus, I’m pretty sure that Amber Rose took care of him when he tried that nonsense a few months back.

TRUTH. Sad fucking raw truth.

I just realized that he has a collection for Lane Bryant and now I NEED HIM TO TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY.

I think that Jaime, in whom I’ve seen an inkling of conscience, will be the one to do her in for the greater good as the power goes (even further) to her head. We’ll all sob, and then he’ll find comfort in Brienne.

I need to see business cards with White Sadness on them.

Be careful with that attitude; it can be a ruff crowd around these parts.

The fact that this doesn’t have more stars suggests that the joke flew over some people’s heads. For that, I appreciate you even more.

Your grandmother looks like Audrey Hepburn

I’m really allergic to green bells, but I can tolerate yellow and red if they’re cooked. Anything like that in your case?

Why is this still lingering in the greys?

Is on clerk the new way of saying on fleek? This new slang confounds me.

If you’re a drinker, add a splash of grand Marnier to the mix

Tomato sorbet is really good. There’s a spot near me that makes a sun gold tomato and saffron flavor. It tastes like sunshine, happiness and perfect summer days.

Ugh. I’m turning in my 2 weeks notice now lol

Oh, it is. Thankfully, I live in a land of all night, full menu diners and awesome delis.