Um, are they hiring?

I don’t eat eggs, so my favorite cure is a hot pastrami sandwich with melted provolone, spicy brown mustard, hot peppers and a bowl of chicken noodle or matzoh ball soup.

Lol. Whoops. I, too, started early (college), but I was already into older guys. Something just clicked for me when i was with more mature guys. I never felt that I was taken advantage of in these relationships, and I never lied about my age.

I forgot to add deluded...

Adorably defensive. Heee

Lmao. You’re adorable. If you’re feeling insulted and defensive, then I suggest that you take some time for serious self reflection. Peace and blessings, sweetheart.

Having worked in cosmetics for a long time, I can tell you that in most cases, “you don’t need it” is like a southerner saying “bless your heart”

Have you tried nars? Check out korean brands, too. They seem tp be serious about their skincare ad sun protection. memebox.com and sokoglam are a wealth of information.

Nope. You’ve probably been doing it terribly, terribly wrong. Makeup will only do to you what you let it. If you go in for a purchase or application without doing some research (skin type, tone, coverage needs and lifestyle) thrn yes, you may come out looks horrible. For example, your beautiful eyes could pop more…

It never went away in the drag community, and I feel that’s where a lot of the new trends are being culled (ie, beat face, strobbing, lashes for days upon days)

Your argument makes you seem grossly self righteous. You don’t get to turn your nose up at another woman’s choice to wear makeup. If you wanted to truly support women, you’d respect the personal, transformative power of makeup, celebrate those that have mastered (or are trying to) it and tell every woman (POC, trans,…

Powders do absorb oil, but some contain light reflective particles for a luminous finish, like MAC mineralize skinfinish natural. Also, highlighters come in powder formulas, too.

I work in and around diesel engines, which turns me into a shining orb of oil. Toilet seat liners are a godsend instead of wasting my fancy blotting papers.

Exactly. If anything, the ‘don’t wear makeup’ crowd is less feminist because their argument attempts to shame women who do choose to wear makeup, as if feminism is a monolith.

Exactly. Like, I get the pearl clutching, but I don’t *get* the pearl clutching.

I may be projecting here, but didn’t we all? I was dating a 23-24 year old when I was 16...

That WebMD link was beautiful, delicious shade. Thank you.

And now I feel terrible for laughing. You kind of suck but that’s okay.

For me, memories of my loved ones don’t reside in an artificially manicured plot, but in my mind and heart. I’m more agnostic, but I don’t really hold much faith in the whole visiting graves thing. Faithful or not, the soul is no longer inhabiting the body. It’s either floated up to the Pearly Gates or never existed.

Twitter is the voice of my inner, cranky old man. I use it almost exclusively to make customer complaints (I’m looking at you, Best Buy), bitch about how terribly today’s children act and to bemoan various aches and pains.