I thought that I had anger/daddy issues. Yikes.

Now that's uncalled for.

It does for me. I start hearing wailing sirens coming towards me, followed by flashing lights. Then I can't stop panicking that the cops have been watching me all along, just waiting for me to commit an indictable offense. Which leads me to checking my accounts to see if I have enough money for bail and/or attempting…

I can't find a better pic of this horror, but it's a cotton candy pink, extra poofy, princess hooker gown. You could see the top of her ass crack in it.

WHY. JUST WHY.

the dress was bad, but that singer was worse. Who the hell is that?

I screamed/groaned when I watched that episode. Ugh

WRONG. That's Joe the RnB artist.

WRONG. That's Joe the RnB artist.

Don't allow those bastards to have control over you self image. Be proud of your body!

You may be a gentleman, but you're also an entitled, whiny douche. My guess is that that particularity of your personality is why you're constantly friend-zoned.

confusing him with the Boy Meets World guy isn't too far off since they're brothers

If only elevator music was that good IRL

Quincy Jones is a genius. Ironside, Sanford and Son and The Bill Cosby Show.

A Different World, both by Aretha and Boys II Men

Hot PBR? Wh not just let a hobo piss in your mouth?

I remembered this afternoon that The Lion King is going to hit 20 years in a couple of months. That realization, coupled with an upcoming milestone birthday, has had me depleting my wine supply since.

The story will also need to cover this little home town gem: http://www.nj.com/mercer/index.s…

I may get heckled here for saying this, but this is awesome. Plus, the little kids at the back of the plane trying to come up for a closer look are cute.

I LOVE that song!! Thanks, Friend!
Anyhoo, Billie Holiday is another example of the horrors of drug abuse.