Ok. I was hoping, but sometimes, you've just gotta ask the question when you're out on the internets. Plus, I've dealt with some people today that make me doubt the future of humanity. All of the stupid drained me of sarcasm.

So, not to body shame, but those are lady legs?! I've got some beefy, tree trunk calves, but Lordy!

Please explain how you managed to get caught in Kevin Smith.

It's like someone watched hocus pocus and warhorse back to back while tripping balls.

I got Bizzy Lord Gandalf. Going to brave the cold and start legal name change proceedings tomorrow. #bowdownbitches

This movie is why I'm still uncomfortable with accupuncture. Ugh, the needles.

Shopping is a total PIA when the world is made for Tweens half your size. Long Tall Sally is an awesome (but expensive) site that I use for special pieces.

If you look hard enough, and you want it badly enough, you'll find one too. I'm tall (5'11") and plus sized (18 US), and I've found some winners. Keep looking! ��

Honey, I'm a 36G and I'll rock a strapless dress. Yes, I have to shell out an arm for a a good bra to go under it, but my girls will look awesome AND in place.

I was all into this until the cat started walking across the kitchen countertops. NOOOO. NOPE. NO.

Starbucks. He was a barista.

Your hate is warranted. Seagulls are screechy assholes with wings.

I dont understand why this doesn't have more stars.

I am so, so sorry that you've been deprived of the amazeballs awesomeness that is Thriller until just recently.

A full coverage foundation will help, but you'll also need contouring and a ton of highlighting. And time. And tools. You can't get that look by just slapping on some L'Oréal with your fingers.

Smart mouse and awesome trainer, but please excuse me while I go adopt a cat.

If you have this bird, then your name is probably Mitt Romney. Also, your screen name is amazing.

You need to add a warning before that gif, because Daaaayuuuum. Sooo tasty.

PREACH!!