Same thing happened to my ex when he went to purchase his BMW a few years back. No one would even acknowledge his existence at the largest and nearest dealership to home. He ended up going to one almost an hour away because of their awesome customer service.

That's frigging adorable

This is some mst3k cheesy torture type shit.

I keep waiting for her to bust out in "Pull Up to the Bumper" by Patra.

I for the life of me can't wrap my head around the Zoe love. She's a shrill, self righteous twit that runs into everything head first and eyes closed. Yes, her powers are awesome and growing, but she lacks vision when she starts planning shit: Frankenboy, Axeman and now Spaulding (you just KNOW he was holding on to…

THIS. I felt so badly for him when he looked down at those tattoos and freaked. He knows that he's a mishmash monster, and he can't express it beyond grunts.

I snuck and had the groomer do this to my Poofy Girl once and her daddy called me like "how the fuck can I look cool walking a blue nose with pink nails?!?" His reaction was almost as awesome as she looked.

HIIIII-YOOOO

So, I love beef stroganoff, but this mushroom version I saw Alton Brown make is amazing. Since it's veggies, I can lie to myself about it beimg healthy.

If you like this commercial, go watch the Bollywood flick Baabul. Even the theme song from the movie makes my eyes all dusty.

Ugh. I need a hug now. And kittens. I need a kitten hug. **sobs uncontrolably**

i know that this comment may incur some wrath, but here goes nothing**:

THIS. I got the "we're separated, but not really cuz we still live together" shtick. I promptly stopped answering my phone.

Did she turn around and sue her dream school, cuz, you know, Affirmative Action?

Crap. That means that I only have 361 days to entice a guy, any guy, into giving me a sense of self worth?! Or I'll shrivel to nothingness?!? Should I get a jump on my spinster wardrobe now?

The pictures made me smile, but the video? Bawls uncontrollably

At the end of the day, Fidelito still owned the shit out of that game.

WHY did you have to bring them up? I was having all manner of the warm and fuzzies, but now a wanna sit in a corner and cry.

This poor dog. The elephant, annoying hoomin with the grass and that loud assed rooster are conspiring to prevent him from gettimg a probably well deserved nap.

Um, its also acceptable in poor Hindi areas of India and in certain areas of Utah. Soooo...?