Mayonnaise? Number 4?!? It is the grossest. Ever. Mayo, and all of its creamy compatriots (mayo and relish?! Really Tartar Sauce) are no more than discarded, repackaged demon jizz

I find that our natural hair isn't terrifying so much as confounding and fascinating to some folks.

Mental illness is clinical depression, hearing voices or maybe even setting an old woman's driveway on fire. What THAT piece of rotting shit did to those women goes waaaay outside of the realm of the most ill, IMHO. He used the excuse of childhood sexual assault as an excuse for his depravity. He choose to take the…

When I was about 8, I shared a room with my grandmother and great aunt at a family reunion. Both have sleep apnea and snore like wild boars. I got so pissed at the noise that I went and slept in the hotel hallway. Probably a stupid idea to camp out, but I needed sleep. It was either that or put pillows over their…

Eh, The Lion King isn't that sad. I am allergic to it though; my eyes start to inexplicably water every time this scene plays…

I really need to learn that I shouldn't look things like this after mentions in the comments. :-/

I can't wait to vote for almost anyone that's not her next June. Trenton has enough issues without a dolt like this actively making decisions. UGH.

Go listen to some of Jill Scott's music. Your life will be changed. Especially herlive album, "Experience: Jill Scott 826+"

Because unless your name is Jesus, walking across water from one boat to another is tricky at best. And tugboats are horribly slow for a ship of that magnitude.

True. It'll be like every family reunion that we have. Just in better clothes.

Dear Frankie Muniz, our full service stations are great in shitty cold weather. Plus our gas is still lower than the national average. So suck it, Malcolm.

I've thought about playing it at my far in the (possible) future wedding, but I know my family and friends well enough to realize that this song will turn it into a raunchy dancehall party.

Someone please help me understand why this story about a 5 year old getting kidnapped and raped isn't all over the news across the country. In my head, I know that it's because she's too poor, too black and too Muslim to matter in Ammuuurca, but my stupid heart can't accept that.…

Seriously. Many a weekend night was spent drinking jungle juice and winding to this album at someone's hot, sweaty houseparty.

I thought that it was more like Madonna's Human Nature featuring Kazaky, because EVERYTHING should feature Kazaky.

Umm, Eames DID put on the pounds. We call it 'being with child'.

Because she decided to do a nude scene? She, as an actress is expanding her experiences by doing something that would be uncomfortable to actresses twice her age. I give her props for that.

Please wear a dashiki and bring a well worn copy of Malcolm X's autobiography to this meeting with her.

Agreed.

Initially, it'll be cheaper, but you may continue to find things so wrong with your body that they need to be chopped off. Plus, most insurances will cover therapy. They won't cover elective vaj mutiliation.