I feel like I'm listening to a mix tape that I made from the radio circa 1998. Jay-Z is extra meh on the track, though.

Yup. The little ones and the Grandmas made this awesome for me. Cross generational smiles

I miss when SNL was actually good.

This.

I have a pit, boxer and lab mix. She has the best personality features of each breed. I took her to a pet store yesterday, and some distracted mom had let her toddler wander off. He came over to the Poofy Monster and started petting/ smacking her in the head. She was all like YESS MORE PLEASE!!! I DONT KNOW YOU HUMAN…

This further supports my theory that kittens are all adorable, fluffy snuggleballs of asshole-iness. BoBo just wanted to relax on the cat tower, but noooo.

As far as politcal shadiness is concerned, I feel like father, like son. While the actions of Booker and crew may appear to be in poor form, I really feel that it's for the best not to have another James anywhere near city hall.

THIS.