Her face is like “so we’re just checking the lighting right? I’m not really gonna wear a pair of dirty converses over a JCPenny’s portrait studio backdrop for the cover of Vogue now am I?”

And one more thing...she could have just called the fucking phone...

White women’s tears is the most dangerous substance on earth; that shit will get you killed without having been anywhere near it.

Hospital administrators are rarely on the same team as the physicians. You will note that this man is an MBA, and not an MD, and his focus is more likely to be on synergy and other business bullshit rather than providing actual care to people

Not only did Dennis Murphy throw his own staff under the bus and accused them of being too “intimidated” to save a life, he made the entire hospital look incompetent and racist.
He’s the president and CEO of IU health systems.
He’s not a leader, he’s a punk ass slimy bitch too worried about litigation versus admitting…

Hypothetically, could this technique be used to prevent a toddler in full tantrum from invoking martial law?  ...Asking for a friend 

I was raised with La Chancla™ that thing could settle the middle east conflict and make them clean their rooms.

That’s absurd. He won’t eat them......

You drink like all the other suburban moms and watch as your kid becomes a real estate agent and then gets arrested for butchering hookers and eating them. Box of wine anyone?

It the Police Summoning Spell of the White Witch!

What’s “j-school”?

The locals call it “Lake No Negroes” for a reason.

This bitch damn well knew these kids. She was just sick and tired of seeing ‘other’ folk enjoying their lives while hers was sucking due to her own damn fault. She decided to go instigate some trouble by threatening children with a deadly weapon so everyone around would have to respect her. Then she could feel good…

Every time I look at Jeffree, all I see is a low-budget, femme Marilyn Manson. There’s nothing - not one thing - attractive about that dead-eyed, slack-jawed glare. (Dare I say he might be prettier if he smiled?)

our current gun control laws are a direct response to the black panthers carrying guns in the 60's in California- under governor reagan

Sneaker and collectible portfolio manager

Wow. I generally tried to keep up with the discussion thread on a daily basis, so I’d read all of these except the creepy uncle one. It wasn’t as scary as it was riveting and sentimental in a spooky sort of way.

“Now he took the red-hot spoon and placed it directly on the man’s arm, searing his skin and causing him to cry out in pain.”

It’s weird because I absolutely hate scary movies I hate being scared but I LIVE for these. Maybe its just because they're written and I like reading. I was just checking yesterday and was worried they weren’t doing it this year!! Woo something fun! 

Thrift Store Murder She Wrote seemed fake as hell to me. Like an author insert fanfiction.