Hooterific
Hooterific
Hooterific

White people are so fucking exhausting. Do you ever get tired of yourself? Because I’m done with y’all.

Killed over a fucking weed pipe. The drug war must end if we’re going to get any justice in this country. 

The band should just stick with Lady Antebellum if they’re gonna act like shitheads.

If you become so terrified during a VERBAL argument that you need to pull your gun out and point it at someone then you’re mentally unstable and should forfeit your right to every owning a gun legally again

That explains why she’s holding the gun the correct way. Her husband’s a veteran and she probably is too.

The way she’s holding that weapon, she’s had training. Wonder where she works.

Nebraska would like to represent with their selection of young girls.

She brought 3 of her other kids when she went to pick him up. Who in their right mind would think that was a good idea? Of course he was scared. I’m an adult and I would be scared. I saw the video. She brought her 3 other kids and was like, “Look! It’s your new brothers and sisters!!!” That alone makes me think she’s

Leave the shoes, take the guns...

That’s what you get when you hand guns out to people who haven’t had a day of training with them: people like Patty.

I am still absolutely blown away by the fact that people can “lawfully” be FUCKING INJECTED WITH KETAMINE.

Worst production of Equus ever.

Love these options, but I prefer Ditch Sex Hickie to Sex Ditch Hickie. It’s got a little more romance to it.  

I agree that he doesn’t really sound like Gaetz’s son, but let’s also think about the bizarre logic at play here. A Democrat accused Gaetz of not trying to protect people of color because he doesn’t have non-white children. Gaetz’s reply? “I have a non-white child, and I still don’t care about protecting people of

Pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but if any other grown-ass unmarried man “adopted” a strapping, young teen boy and kept him fairly secret for years (after “dating” his older sister and then dropping her when maybe she was no longer necessary. Where is she in all of this now, anyway?) and then outed himself for

Next Gaetz will claim Jemima is his Aunt.

Sorry for the incoming rant.

I’m disappointed that they decided to pull “The Live Episode”. If I remember, Tracy Jordan’s character was urbane, former Tuskegee Airman who was subjected to massively offensive behavior from John Hamm, before kicking his ass.

"Make it just like Obama's cake, but don't make it chocolate. I'm assuming his cake was chocolate. Make it an orange cake."