“Dr. Carson feels he has no government experience, he’s never run a federal agency. The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the presidency.”

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

I’m a teacher, and this is all very good advice. One thing for parents to keep in mind. Students are very good at not getting caught when it comes to bullying. They choose hard to monitor places like bathrooms and now social media/text messaging.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

Kathryn Smith is on the field and he’s not.

Hey, give that Seahawks’ fan a break. He’s learned from past experience that there are times when you’ve just got to run with it, not pass up an opportunity.

Tomorrow begins... The Tantrum

Oh god! Fine. Your star.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

I’ll never forget watching the Dixie Chicks burned at the stake in 2003, in the lead-up to the Iraq War. They were one of my favorite country groups– I loved their vision of American freedom. It was horrible seeing all that creativity trampled under the boot of jingoism.

Maybe Denne gets shit mixed up sometimes. It’s hard to balance haunting this kid while also possessing Hamburger.

This is very impressive.... it’s hard to “out-racist” a team nicknamed the Indians.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Let’s see what the judges say....Looks like Russia is not a fan.

Tiffany : Dad, can I stand with you on stage?

Beast Mode and Gronk should be a reality tv show. I don’t care what they would do on the show: sell ice cream, repair cars, start an 80s hair metal cover band, whatever. They need a show.

“Beast Mode Adventures” should follow “Mike Tyson Mysteries” on Adult Swim.

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?