I think his name was Bob Leviticus. I think I bought a used car from him once.

This serves as a reminder to all infants to not drink and drive.

Me reading the headline: “Oh man, I hope she pounded it.”
Me reading the article:

Seriously. That broad should have at least shared. I love booze but I don’t love being sick from it.

It’s amazing how incest and the molestation of FIVE girls was no problem, but adultery, THIS is where they draw the line.

Executive Director Brad

I do not understand why America—a wonderful country that I like and admire very much—is so fucking stupid sometimes. I really do not. America is like an honours-list high school student that lights its own farts on fire.

Truth. We’re taught from birth to be polite, no matter what. First thing that sprung to mind:

Here in Canada, our hotel safes double as walk-in closets and also provide universal health care.

Do we know if the baby had an older toddler sibling? Older toddler siblings can be mean little bastards.

‘“If you’re a committed lesbian and you are wearing trousers all your life, you won’t want to buy a Leger dress. Lesbians would want to be rather butch and leisurely,” Couderc said.’

Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…

I feel like someone on Mark's yearbook committee was fucking with him and he's in denial about it.

Bravo to this kid for being so brave. I wasn’t able to even begin to accept my sexuality until I was 21, and it’s still an ongoing process six years later. Fuck that school. I hope he gets everything he wants in life.

They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.

There was also a graphic picture of a complete pair of boobs up earlier, but that image of Brady Hoke and Dave Brandon has since been removed.

Don't toy with my emotions like that! Did she really? Please say yes.

Hey asshole sheriff, you’re the fucking system!

“Use the system. Use the system. Use the system.”

He was cautioned for trespassing — but not arrested — when he showed up at Monica’s house again on June 19.