Fuck! Need more accessible childcare in this motherfucker.

Is that going to show up on the Carfax?

Still better than Frozen

Is it wearing oak leaves? Is it a druid?

Are you fucking kidding me? Bella Thorne? After all the posts Jezebel has made regarding whitewashing in Hollywood (several of which are listed at the bottom of this very post), you seriously think that Bella Fucking Thorne is the right person to play a Middle Eastern princess? Were you just not willing to actually…

She’s basically saying that white women are celebrated for doing things that black women do. Black women twerking? Disgusting and ghetto. White women twerking? Cute and fun. Black women wearing cornrows? Ghetto. White women wearing cornrows? Chic.

I think corn rows on us reads as ratchet and thuggish and on white women it reads as “edgy” and High fashion. Beauty standards are different and that bleeds into sexuality and how each is treated.

PSA: You get stuck in one of these, you swim parallel to the shore, direction doesn’t matter, until you make your way out of it. Trying to swim through it won’t work, they’re too strong.

This is take 30. It ate up most of her morning. Priorities!

I kind of feel like Hermione deserved better than Ron. Probably better than Harry, too. I know they both matured a lot in the later books (okay basically the last book because they were both pretty whiny in the 6th book and Ron was actually pretty whiny in the 1st half of the 7th book too), but I just feel like she…

That’s just good parenting.

The more important question is, can the fourth season be erased from my brain?

Her?

It is an out of town tourist.........

After Nick’s mother apologized,

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

The lace collar is elegant.

If she found out they were huge fans and surprised them, yes.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

If you had an only child and it became the next Hitler (or Hitlerina), does this mean that if you were to have two children, they would be Two Hitlers? Or would each be one Half Hitler? Asking for a friend.