Hooterific
Hooterific
Hooterific

Like, I’m reading this article and I totally understand what’s happening until I start seeing all these comments about a fucking cat. Where did the cat-vs-baby shit come from?

“murdering an unarmed BLACK citizen” - You gotta murder the right kinda folk if you want a successful gofundme campaign. Don’t expect to get much support for shooting white people because that is your donor base.

IS THAT ACTUALLY POSSIBLE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PERIOD FOR 7 MONTHS AND STILL BE PREGNANT!??? BRB CRYING

I had no interest in seeing this movie up until I read this.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.

Right? Maybe she just put a decimal in the wrong place

If a woman is so desperate to get laid that she would consider fucking this odious pigwart, I will let her borrow my husband for a night. For the good of humanity.

Can we talk about the costumes?

I laughed. I do have children.

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

For a little less than 3 nights I can buy a dress.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

FIXED.

“I guess you’re dying alone, buddy, because you believe made-up bullshit where you can be whatever kind of creepo slob with no repercussions because there is a single, solitary person on the whole of this planet that was created JUST FOR YOU.

I had a guy once ask me, “what if that woman is your soul mate?”

I’d say grow the fuck up, soulmates are not a thing that exists.

because she is afraid if she would hire 2 female nannies JT would bang them.

If she is your soul mate I think yelling “nice tits” is probably not the kind of first impression you should be looking for.