No link or reference to the article on here a few weeks ago that outted this woman as a hypocrite and a jerk?

Hell, I was thinking Marlene Dietrich back in the 30s.

Janelle Monae can seriously rock a tux. She is fucking gorgeo0us.

Unrelated, but HOLY SHIT GIMME YR DOG, CLAUDETTEIA. GIMME GIMME GIMME

Like true americans, every holiday must involve trampling.

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

It's a bar in a Holiday Inn, man.

you're not my mom

I am a lesbian and I have this problem with guys that are hitting on me. "Nope, sorry dude, I am gay and married." And then it continues, and I hear "you just haven't had the right dick yet." Sigh.

Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

"I'm not a raging drunk misogynist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night!"

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

ARGH to fake pockets! Psych - we only want to give the appearance that these clothes are of any use to you.

He seems fun.

It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

The ones he hasn't met?

Yeah, let's verb him. "He tried to Cosby me." We could noun him as well, "an act of Cosby." It worked for Santorum.

I mean.

Uber won't even pick me up anymore because every time I order one I'm super drunk and my phone dies and then I just wander around until I find my way home.