Hooterific
Hooterific
Hooterific

That’s the thing...it’s their body. Yet, I’m bothered because I see so many beautiful people who work hard to make themselves look not like themselves.

This girl busted her butt and improved notably but not impossibly so. Why can’t they just be happy for her? I would think this illustrates her motivation. Pretty gross to put her entire academic possibilities in jeopardy because she got better.

But my Zojirushi SINGS to me when my rice is done. I’m not emotionally ready for this man, I’m not fucking ready! I’m gonna go talk to my bags of rice about this...

What a nasty ass bitch. I just...ugh!!!

Wait...skinny baby booty is a thing? WHAT?

Can someone please explain to me the trend of women who have their own good looks all moving towards an aesthetic that is very much the same and very much, in my opinion, similar to a robot sex doll? Aubrey, if I recall, had some pretty fine looks back in the day that were unique and hers; so I guess I’m confused at

For real. I only danced for 9ish years but my hair line has never recovered.

I really don’t understand why the coaching staff didn’t say anything. Most coaches (of any HS sport) are required to be familiar with the rules. I don’t think long hair is necessarily such a novelty in wrestling that the rules on hair length weren’t known by them. A proper coach would demand a review of the rules.

Take my star, you asshole

I too would love to have this courage but I am a bit of a coward. I am in awe of women who make these huge steps at such a great cost. I try to be a little braver each day.

I think Mary was aiming her comment at the parents of the bullies. 

Wait, is she STILL in Rikers?!?!?!?!!!

I would too. I love food

High drama years. I feel ya

The fun thing with kids a d pooping on the potty is that I've never encountered any situation where the child is not praised. The pure joy and pride they exhibit compensates for any strangeness of the situation. I think it's one of those oddly unifying things in humanity. 

The rest of the story aside...the pillow fight comment has me giggling. 

Tom Callahn, Sr? Is that you? Were you planning on marrying Bo Derek?

Your date sounds like so much fun!

I went to my spouse’s holiday party several years ago; professional services but a fairly relaxed firm. A woman a couple levels higher than my spouse brought her relatively new boyfriend. We liked this woman a lot and she is so sweet and chipper. Given our affinity for her we were ready to give her man a warm welcome.

I’ve seen a lot of comments here talk about model minority but with the caller’s name I think it is far more likely he is Filipino. Filipinos, along with Pacific Islanders have never been included as a model minority. Many of the comments about how East Asians treat black men and women are absolutely true but we can’t