I just need to taste the fucking rainbow you assholes!

Do you roll back-and-forth on your back, rubbing your stomach as you yell this? My go-to was to just growl at people. I had this one dude tell me once that I wasn't actually eating for two when I was stuffing food in my face. I felt so homicidal, so very homicidal.

They're a bit strange at first. Luckily, they're not that pricey so if you hate them, it isn't like you dropped major bucks or anything. I also use the gloves on the tops of my toes, elbows, and the front of my neck - places where my skin is a little thicker. It smooths out the areas and evens my skin tone. I like…

I still ask, "on purpose?" I also prefer "knocked up" so I might not be the best judge of appropriate reactions.

THIS! He has consistently dated young women who are either barely legal or look barely legal. That's some creepy ass shit if you ask me!

Have you tried using exfoliating gloves? I use those in areas where I get lots of ingrown hairs. Dunno, just tossing it out there for you to consider.

You've ridden Colin Ferrell?! Hot damn, you're lucky!

That is kind of you but I think I can wait. It'll give me more time to formulate my thoughts.

Duly noted. Thank you. I shall wait until an Open Thread. Happy Scandal viewing!

For the longest time I couldn't figure out what creeped me about about this girl. After lots of thought, I realize it has nothing to do with her but everything to do with how she is marketed.

Are we allowed to post random stuff in the comments area - like on weekends - or does it have to be Scandal related? [I have thoughts but I don't want to hijack if it is frowned upon]

If I were a man, I would be horribly insulted by comments.

*drawling voice* How's that make you feel?

I'd pick Astronaut Mike Dexter.

What kind of closure is was she expecting to facilitate?

I went to Sea World about 5 or 6 years ago. My friend and I went to see the Orca exhibit because we were curious. Being from the Pacific NW, we often get to see helicopter footage of migrating orcas on the news.

Hmm...I don't know if I can agree. I feel like that's like saying someone is really good at taking the Bar exam even though he's failed it three times (so far).

Kyra Sedgewick and Kevin Bacon, perhaps. For the most part, though, celebrities operate in such a fucked up reality that any advice they can provide is really only applicable in that world. I think one would have a much better chance of getting good advice from going to a nursing home and asking the old men and women…

It's really hard to take relationship advice from someone who has been married multiple times.

I pooped and am proud of it. My body was working hard, of course I pooped! Haha! I gave my friend the same advice you gave her. Venturing online while pregnant can be upsetting.