“In other news, everyone loves the F-35. We’ve got no records of any issues at all. Let’s replace the A-10 immediately!”

The smug knowledge that you are not sitting in another man’s farts.

Chris Evans is still a prat and the show would be better without him.

Raph and I might be the only ones who appreciate that the Fiat 124 Spider press photos are goofy retro throwbacks to the original 124 Spider’s stock photos. But I hope Fiat Chrysler knows that it’s appreciated.

Mmmm... the older it gets, the better looking the E38 gets.

Since the answer is really the Model S, and you didn’t specify “new”:

Only one correct answer, the end. Chevy SS with the 6 speed manual.

Literally have the exact opposite opinion of yours. Chris Evans is a hyperactive freak, while LeBlanc at least has decent chemistry with some of the guests, like his rapper friend on the SUV journey. The chemistry is what counts, so if they brought in Jenson Button or someone a bit more restrained and a lot more…

Dibs on all the Matra Ranchos.

And now, your moment of zen.

I know it sucks, but I sort of like this car... I can’t help but feel that with proper tuning, decent suspension setup and a few more horsepower, this would make a great track day car...

Maybe Evans just wanted the audience to feel included:

If you’re a Youth or a Mass, these are the guts of underneath your next Swedish runabout.

Jason, that lady was your second-grade teacher. Even though teaching left her emotionally drained and penniless to the point where she had to hitchhike to Vegas and get a job working the cash register at a casino to support herself and find inner peace, at least she consoled herself with the thought that, “At least I…

I love that this story is on Jez. I was performing on stage with her on Sunday. I didn’t know her personally, but by all reports she was an awesome woman and will be dearly missed.

Not enough RS200

The “absurd vertical maneuver” is called ‘the idiots loop’. It was actually a very well thought out solution to the fact that atomic weapons had such destructive power that they could destroy the aircraft that delivered it. By releasing the bomb during the ascent phase, the bomb would travel a ballistic arc similar to…