FINALLY!!! Welcome to the elite group of writers here at Jalopnik!!

You just had to one-up me.

Occupational hazard.

Looks like HWY 74 around Briar creek. That doesn't bode well for the rest of us. That guy is awesome.

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This guy's bow tie is full of awesome.

Elon Musk just got elevated to Tony Stark in my book.

Jean shorts? Jorts?

GOD WAS TRYING TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE. BUY A FOCUS ST INSTEAD.

Never mind. Found further evidence that the driver did not save it. Not that the driver didn't try.

But did he recover?

Due to claimed legal reasons the seller is also iffy on the identity of rap star that originally commissioned this custom for... his mom. Of course a quick Web search easily shows that it was <REDACTED BY GAWKER MEDIA LEGAL>.

Your car. Your adventure. If you do make it this way in the snowy weather, I promise liquor and such if you make it. Such includes food too. I'm just that nice of a guy.

I approve. Now that you have already killed a few hundred miles in it, why not drive it up here (after the snow passes) and lets get some pics with it and the fire truck.

Yeah, I have been out of reach for a few days. I'm catching up.

Great story! Now, have you bought a new vehicle yet?

And really, it continues today with the Impala Limited. Still on the same platform. It's been modified but it's the same same basic architecture.

Agreed. It's not a full redesign though it is rather comprehensive.

Yeah, this isn't new. This is rehashed. It's reasonably rehashed but only reasonably. Amazingly, the buying public is smarter than this.

And the pixels. Don't forget the pixels.