Do you think veil embroidery will be a thing now?

Is a troll capable of understanding irony?

Yes to all of this. I routinely wake up and think about how fucking unfair life it is just existing as a woman in the world, and god forbid I actually try and articulate these feelings on the internet.

Ha my boyfriend is called Paul and I think it is the least sexy name ever! Also as an English the name Troy is cracks me up. Gideon is hideous also.

In England we call them teacakes and they are the best!

you're the best

Who cares. Lena obviously loved the dress as she called it the dress of her dreams on Instagram. I love the colour and I love that Lena does not give two shits what anyone thinks. I personally think she look cute and happy.

Reminds me of a big booty version of Samara from The Ring/Ringu running up the well with her rubbery legs...

NO MORE STARKS PLZ

Generalisation.

It looks bloody impractical! Have fun cleaning ur bong Miley!

I have decided that five of them are clones.

Ok. You are clearly obsessed with this case so I will stop sprouting lies.

I thought the three of them were all badly addicted to prescription medication and perhaps that's why they all lived together in a moldy house that had no ventilation. The mold in Brittany and Simon's bedroom led to them both having bad chest infections that went untreated.

who the hell are these grossly good looking people?

Because I am an awful human being I wanted this headline to be oh so true, but after reading on this does not seem likely. I will direct my feelings of schadenfreude elsewhere.

Noooooooo I want to see them!

This is utterly and disgustingly cute, I want to squeeze their faces and dance among them.