Dunno why this is a big deal to you, but you see this box of colored pencils? That’s not typical bar decor.

On the plus side, the dad can keep reusing that cake for years.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

he can’t read yet

You’re missing nothing - if it were women, Jezebel would (and has) be commending them with wink wink, nudge nudge, “disclaimers.”

Well, apparently a lot of the emails that Hillary bleached are backed up on Weiner’s computer that he used for illegal pornography.

Can I start a discussion or ask something without being yelled at, or worse, destarred? Am I the only one here that doesn’t get the huge deal with this list?

“If she doesn’t remember anything, she certainly doesn’t remember saying, ‘I don’t want these things to happen.’ “

Who the hell puts their passed out female friend into an Uber (or a taxi or anything for that matter) alone and just sends her on her way with some stranger? Those are the kind of friends no one needs or should have...

Speaking as a modern Independent, Kaine is TREMENDOUSLY better than Hillary and not seen as a corrupt liar by the majority of the American people.

What the fuck did I do to you? Chill out. And you’re the one who’s gray, so piss off.

Joe Biden is also a complete moron.

I’m so sorry.

Footnote on pg 13:

lets get him a chassis dyno, piss those hags off even more

So time for a Jalopnik Cars and Coffee over there? Who’s bringing the Mustangs?

I totally buy he said that to her, but of all the people out there who I would also buy a defense of “C’mon I am shallower than that!” Donald Trump is tops on that list. Sad when your “best” defense is I am so much more vacuous and superficial than even you critics give me credit for.

This is what I was hearing too, seems like a good way to skirt some of the annoying regulations that inhibit our love of all things automobile.

2G? Please. I get 4G in the turns all the time. My Pandora playlist hasn’t cut out once going around a corner.

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.