What a dumb thing to complain about.

The worst part is the shiny chrome wheels clash completely with the matte finish of the body paint. What barn was this person raised in?!

America is the worst goddamn country to ever rule the world. I emplore everyone to vote for Trump this coming November so we can put this grand experiment out of its misery. Make America dead again.

quality service, reasonable prices, the sepalg family motto

I only have this issue when I eat at the Y

More to do with the nearly immovable object he hit.

When your impact results in a fountain of dirt, it’s liable to be a big one on the G scale.

Don’t be so oversensitive, bro. Fucking crybabies and their bro-games having ‘ethical questions’ or ‘challenging mirrors to reality’. If you don’t like nuance, make your own gaems. Respect frozen peaches.

(Did I do it right?)

Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Period.

I don’t care whose feelings get hurt when I laugh.

Compulsive liar, aka a politician.

I think he meant to change ‘hypercars’ to ‘cars’ to make a point, and introduced a typo in the process.

Incorrect. The apostrophe doesn't belong there.

Oh, is this what we’re doing today? Trolling using history?

Gasoline on the other hand is completely harmless when exposed to flame.

Uh well, uh,I mean, yeah. You’re the only one

Still waiting for my gift card from Dell when I bought a Sony TV under this same deal. Buyer beware.

Still waiting for my gift card from Dell when I bought a Sony TV under this same deal. Buyer beware.

They were being assholes period. It’s not having the knowledge of the circumstances that would make them assholes in this situation. I hope you understand that, because if you don’t, you’re probably an asshole.

Exactly. How do we know that the passengers weren’t clapping because of the end of a delay? I can’t think of any possible scenario wherein the entire plane (or even most of it) would be aware of a kid having allergies and his dad having cancer.

no shit, this is a piss poor excuse for a 2nd hand retelling of actual reporting. heres how i see it 1 nobody knew WTF was going on except that they were delayed 2 the reason for the delay was removed. for all that the rest of the passengers knew, the kid shit his pants. save the outrage for actual reporting, by a…

I can definitely believe they exist. I'm just a little surprised they read GQ.