I mean, file this under “Duh.” But also watch how no company actually takes this information and uses it, choosing instead to continue to treat their employees like so much garbage.

Thank you. That was also insane. I don’t care that she’s a virgin (although I do think the virgin thing is being used in a gross way...like, she’s worthy of him because she’s a virgin, ew) but what woman at that age hasn’t masturbated? By that time we’ve all discovered the shower nozzle, or unbalanced washing machine…

Yes, but it’s also like...the only possible explanation for how delayed her knowledge is.

Maybe Anastasia went to an Amish college!

Ugh. PROBABLY.

It’s hard to write good sex scenes when the only euphamism you have for vagina is “down there.”

So gross.

I swear, she didn’t. I remember reading it and laughing because it was so fucking ridiculous!! I mean, aside from the awful pseudo-BDSM and horrible modeling of how people in relationships should behave and the not-very-kinky but very repetetive sex scenes, the books were hilarious because they were clearly written by…

Yeah. I would probably watch it one night on Netflix. But I’m not going to pay money to go see it.

I love that episode!

I swear!! It’s in the book! She’s fucking AMAZED at having her own email address. It. Is. Insane. There is no possible way she graduated college in 2011 (or whatever) and never had an email address. She’s in the first generation to GROW UP with the internet as we know it! But I guess we’re supposed to believe that…

I have never seen the Godfather movies and if that’s true, I never will.

No, I’ve never seen that! And now I’m just afraid that my antipathy toward her will never let me see anything she does without rolling my eyes.

Yeah, she’s like...his number one fan. It’s gross. And if by lately, you mean the mid 90's (First Wives Club is an EGREGIOUS example of her bewildering can’t-get-a-full-sentence-out acting), then sure. ;)

I can’t stand Diane Keaton. Woody Allen advocacy aside, I absolutely cannot tolerate her flustered, stammery “acting.”

I’m really furious that based on this trailer it looks like Diane Keaton is hooking up with Andy Garcia. And Candice Bergen gets Richard Dreyfuss? Where is the justice in that?

Candice Bergen? Yes! Jane Fonda? Definitely! Mary Steenburgen? All day long, please!

Kids these days. Giving me all the feels! And hope for the future, which I haven’t had for a while.

I knew about the practice of proxy baptism because there was a time Jewish groups were reaaaaaaaaal upset with Mormons baptizing Jews after death, including Holocaust victims. Of course, we were told to calm down and not be offended because the souls could totally refuse if they wanted to. My fantasy is each and every…

Hitler is going to (a) heaven? Can you elaborate on that? Someone further down in this thread mentioned that people who don’t accept Christ (for example, Jewish me) is going to the lowest heaven. Does that mean that in the Mormon belief I’m going to be sharing a heaven with Hitler and his friends? Because that is…