I think the “I made her” part really speaks to the horror this woman endured for 5 years, secretly hoping the cancer would come back.

The beginning of that story seemed kind of sweet in a dumb guy way...the end was very sad and creepy.

I did a full body cringe when the “romantic” reveal happened. That there is Ultimate Level Super Saiyan Nice Guy Bullshit. That is Nicholas Sparks reductio ad absurdum to the max. That is a Cancer Porn Teen Novel brought to horrible, shambling zombie life by an MRA twenty five year old. IT. IS. AWFUL.

I work in a restaurant. I find myself nodding sagely at a lot of stories. I should submit a few. I had a couple of business men in for drinks one night and they gestured me over. I thought they wanted a refill. They wanted to know if I spit or swallowed. This story is only shocking because my manager kicked them out.

“Off the table, mate, or it’ll be one bob, even.”

Someone get that guy a cake that says “5 Years Wasted Waiting” -seriously, I bet at some point in 5 years some other woman liked him & he ignored her because of his hang up on a woman that had zero interest in him. I'm willing to put money on that because I've seen it too many times. Idiot.

A lot of guys have trouble with the concept that their penis is not the most important thing in the world to other people, since it is clearly the most important thing in the world to them.

Admittedly, I don’t have one, so I may just not get it...but good lord, why are some men so completely enamored of their dicks that they think we’re all just waiting for an opportunity to get a glimpse (or more) of it?? I’ve been flashed, sent unsolicited dick pics, had my hand grabbed and forced to touch them...I…

Best to not make internet diagnosis while also equating TERRIBLE BEHAVIOR = MENTAL ISSUES. He might have had a mental issue, but also might just have been an asshole. There are plenty of examples out there of so called “nice” men who refuse to ever take “no” for an answer. It doesn’t always end well for the woman…

I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.

I’m a marijuana advocate in that I spam my family and friends with info about in on social media and I voted for it to become legal here (not a real advocate who actually does shit, that would be hard) and I barely ever even use it. But yeah, the “advocates” who are high all the time are irritating.

Marijuana advocates are the exemplars of the expression, “I really hate that I agree with you.”

Reminds me of Merrill Markoe’s bit about why we shouldn’t look to supermodels and actresses for beauty tips—what advice can they really offer besides, “Next time you’re born, try to have better looking parents”?

That kid is so cute it’s not fair. Her blonde hair blue eye combo is like perfection. Not only that, her suit is completely appropriate. That hand on hip pose is pure sassy-pants behavior. I bet she takes dance class or something, because that's a totally normal pose for young kids...cause it's easy. Puh-leeeaze...

Um, did dude just post a video of himself toking while driving? Even if pot is legal, this is still a DUI, right? I hope this prick gets arrested.

Thatz not okay.

This looks like an unholy creation from a 50’s or 60’s cookbook. I suspect lime jello and tuna are in there somewhere.

Something very interesting I noticed the second time round: the first time he grabs her, she pushes him off. Then he’s angry at her for showing him up, and he goes to grab her behind in revenge, in order to put her in her place. Such a great demonstration that the men that perpetrate these acts of sexual assault…

First she only pushes him off, and then it’s exactly one whack per approach, increasing in whack-force as he becomes more threatening.