But not for fighting ISIS.

“It was an enormous, enormous triumph,” Steinem told ABC “We feel very celebratory and positive that we have created a voyage across the DMZ in peace and reconciliation that was said to be impossible.”

I believe that the puppeteers behind Dubya could have predicted this outcome. Georgie himself, not so much, but to be fair I don't believe that GWB would be able to predict getting wet if he were to consider going outside in the rain, so I clearly don't have high expectations of him.

There’s a pretty big difference between willingly going off for a marriage to awful people and being taken from your family, having your father/brothers killed, and being sold into sex slavery. (Personally, I think the women/girls going off to become ISIS brides are as bad as the men who go off to become ISIS…

True enough, although I think there is still an uneven enough balance (especially if it’s the male who wants the female to continue the pregnancy and she wishes to terminate) that I’m not too upset about women having more power here. The bottom line is that we have to carry the fetus and take on all of the attendant…

Actually, if it was an analogous situation to this, and the woman wasn’t pregnant herself but would need to use a surrogate or even had not had them implanted in her yet, I would think she was just as much of an asshole and that it would be just as fucked up. I believe in this type of situation there absolutely needs…

Men should be frightened of this ruling, too. Because divorced women can go back and get the fertilized eggs and have mutiple children, too, if all of a sudden the contract they signed doesn’t matter.

Friends, please wear your seatbelts. Even in taxis.

Exactly what I came here to say. This isn’t about his wanting these embryos, it’s about revenge, control and manipulation. Thank god she has the money to hire a good lawyer. This guy is an ass and she's well to be rid of him.

The idea of some manipulative scumbucket using a woman’s embryos against her will is terrifying.

Shit. So basically it doesn’t matter that he signed a contract that said they both had to agree to either to bring them to term, keep them frozen or destroy them, and nobody could do whatever they wanted.

Phuckabee’s own supporters have been shredding and abandoning him on his Facebook page.

I think you would get that eventually. If you asked for it. Like the one time my boyfriend walked into a restaurant, said “table for sixteen?” watched the hostess start to pale and then said, “Just kidding, reservation for two.” And I punched him in the arm so hard, I bruised my own fist. I can take a joke, but that…

wait, what? how could he get mad at you for giving him a small when he refused to specify a different size?

That’s not a pizza, that’s an SAT practice test.

Hi. I was the person who submitted that story. I mean, you’re not wrong that it would have been awesome of me to jump to the guy’s defense. I will mention (this detail was in my original submission, but C.A. Pinkman cut it — completely fairly, because I am always long-winded) that I was barely 18 and the guy getting…

Another (regretfully) true story: During my Fazoli’s days (back at the second location I worked at) we had a guy who was a regular jackass. I hated this guy, because he was a condescending prick, and always had the most pain in the ass special orders he could come up with. So, one night during the week of the Final…

I’m opening a bar with the sizes (from smallest to biggest):

Was the woman asking for silverware at McDonalds European? I’ve noticed that the Europeans I know eat everything, including sandwiches, burgers, pizza, and finger foods with a knife and fork.

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…