HoneySmacks
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What a gorgeous bod! She looks more gorgeous than in the photo shopped ones. Eurgh! So annoyed that we are sullied by the fake.

If she's so upset about ice cream containing the glandular secretions of another mammal...well, I've got some bad news.

I never understand this "pretend to be British" criticism. She married a british guy and moved...to Britain. As far as I can recall, she only started sounding vaguely british after she'd lived there a few years. That's completely normal and will happen to almost anyone who moves to a place with a different accent. It

100% of the people who consume dihydrogen monoxide die. #illuminati #falseflag #getthefacts

Ok, I have a lot of feelings about this post, and about previous coverage of Madonna on this site and elsewhere of late.

Paint me feminine with a bow and let me feel a like a little girl. This is the art of being a woman and remembering the feelings of a girl.

But "secretions from a beaver's anal glands" are 100% natural!

Unpopular opinion but overall I really admire.Madonna. She started in an era, the eighties, in which there were a lot of singers men and wom were overmanaged. She was essentially her own manager, Sure she made mistakes but she kept focused on her career. She shifted when needed and pushed boundaries. Her song Papa

She's essentially preying on science illiteracy. The best defense against people like her is a solid science education combined with critical thinking skills, two things that are sadly diminishing across much of the state of education in the U.S.

<gasp> You mean she eats those horrible, unnatural orange carrots just because she's used them? Along with spliced apples, mutant oranges, and banana clones?

I never understood that beaver extract thing. Like, sure, that doesn't sound tempting and doesn't make me want to lick a beaver's ass, but it also doesn't mean it's dangerous or bad for you.

there's a good chance you'll be swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth.

You know what chemical in food really scares me? That DHMO, dihydrogen monoxide. Scary stuff.

Mmm I actually feel you on the last bite thing. There's nothing worse than a super unsatisfying last bite, except maybe when you think there's another bite and there's not, so you didn't even get to fully appreciate it. I actually go to great lengths to leave myself the absolute best last bite possible, and adequate

Oh god, dog noises. I HATE HATE HATE when someone lets or even invites (!!!) their dog to slurp around their mouth with its tongue. I've seen so many dog owners do this and the combination of slurpy sound and all-around grossness nearly makes me faint. I like dogs, honest I do, but dog owners who "kiss" your dog like

Yeah, I dealt with it by reading at the table. I would tune them out so completely that my father once swapped the salt shaker with my glass and I poured milk all over my plate.

Same here :) I'm not a fan of wasting foods. And it wasn't my parents harping on me about the kids in Africa or anything, I've just always been averse to throwing away perfectly good food.

The other aspect of this is that I have to finish everything I take. It's a compulsion. I might get stuff to go (to finish it later), but I CANNOT just throw it away/see it thrown away. I do it to the food of people I'm eating with, too; if they're not going to take it home, I either throw it in my to-go box or ask to

My grandmother had a serious boyfriend before she met my grandfather and she said that the main reason she broke it off was because he ate like a damn pig. She said "I couldn't imagine having to watch that at least twice a day for the rest of my life".

Let me get it all in before the trolls get here: