Based on this expressed, massive need for college football, it kinda sounds like they’re calling college football players “essential workers.”

Trump’s plan is that you die. It isn't like you went to his inauguration. 

The players want to play. Shouldn’t their voices be heard too?

To pay for the program, the president said he would tap $44 billion in federal funds that are allocated for natural disaster relief such as a hurricane or wildfire.

Yeah, that bounces most of your Florida vote there. People in Tampa Bay won’t countenance the Scientology shit (and a lot of the Castro stuff) and Miami really won’t with the Castro shit. 

I’m still stuck on things from the Politico article with Karen Bass as a “unifier” — oh really?

I’m sure all that stuff about Stephen Miller is true, but it’s missing out on his base motivation:

I’m going to call out the constant media coverage of Karen Bass as a diversion so that Fixed News doesn’t go on a rampage over the real pick until it’s too late.

I live in the region and listen to the local news. The Capital Hill Organized Protest was consistently totally chill in the day time but at night they had problems with gang violence breaking out. Basically it was the same crime that always happened there anyways but without police, paramedics and the fire department…

I know WTF, how do the Democrats fuck up so badly all the time. I can’t believe that this is what we are left with, but also, I can totally believe it and that’s why we need more than 2 viable political parties.

Well he can’t pick Susan Rice. She is qualified for the job but she made a lot of money in the private sector so that rules her out.

Rep. Karen Bass for VP, arguing that she is a “unity” candidate.

I don’t think that’s quite the situation here. The article says they are “off duty.” Call me a communist, but people who work side jobs should still be compensated for their labor. It’s like a public school teacher making money on the side by teaching night classes or tutoring. If they do extra work, they should be…

Ok... it’s not just me who thinks this is some click bait BS. 

Yes. I have been thrilled to pass the ‘hotness’ baton to my daughter, who actually couldn’t give a damn about it either. And I am happy taking a back seat to a new generation of young women who want to lead the fight for repro rights, glass ceiling busting, whatever. I am thrilled not to be noticed by men, or anyone…

Very confused as to why we are poking fun of parents protecting a minor child (and...making fun of that minor child) who has been experiencing death threats. Do not understand why the journalist or the editor thought this was remotely ethical.

Well, so can I, but I’d much prefer someone else to do it! I can’t stand the squish or crunch sounds.

I can see how that would be tough, yeah.  To be honest, I do spend a fair bit of time on social media while traveling, which is sometimes the only way I have of sharing moments with friends.

I can kill my own bugs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“...as they haven’t yet learned that a “boyfriend” is mostly someone who opens jars for you, and in 2020 we have rubber jar openers, dammit!”