Linda doesn’t have tumours, she has lumps of hard fat.

Don’t you mean “Freedom 90"? Linda is the only one in the “Too Funky” video.

Claudia came along a little later when these 4 were already established in the industry. The original BIG 5 was actually these 4 and Tatjana Patitz(R.I.P.).

All of these ladies are “doing well” except for perhaps Linda, who regardless appears game to give good glam (wow that’s a lotta g’s) to magazine covers despite her troubles. So why do these photos seem so... downbeat?

They're still super thin, you could put everything and anything on them just like Shalom Harlow on the runway lately, but sure, make them look like my mom at a funeral. 

Fire that Colonial Dame

Ellen has a weird habit of pushing alcohol on people. I saw a Chris Pratt interview where they talked about his weight loss and action hero transformation and then she presented him with a whole tray of Fireball shots. She insisted he have some when he explicitly said he didn’t really drink it anymore, and refused to…

“We have Tara Reade on line one, she says that Kamala Harris fucked her cat in 1978 and took a shit through her sunroof.”

There is nothing else; this was a ratfuck. He acknowledged that he’s slept with people who are in college, but nobody who slept with him seems to care or feel they were mistreated. Just a total hitjob 

It was that, too, but it’s not a coincidence that they tried to paint a gay man as a predator. That’s an old, well-established scare tactic that’s been used for decades against LGBT folks.

The DNC is involved...?

Ahhhh, homophobia knows no political affiliation. Just a perfect illustration of why LGBT folks need to keep pushing the Democrats.

because not Bernie

So we have a Black/Asian woman one step away from the Presidency (assuming they win) and this is...bad?

Let’s ignore the idiots. 

She (Ashley Reese) was challenged on this by a reader and her response was to essentially say that Jezebel isn’t a legitimate publication and that they can’t be sexist because some of their best friends are women.

I’m just not buying this. Biden won the primary, committed to selecting a woman as his VP, then did. There were legitimate female candidates in the primary who all received fair media coverage and they just didn’t get enough votes. How is that the fault of “the patriarchy”?

It was The Bachelor: VP Edition, a wry acknowledgment that the sideshow flattened women who are powerful in their own right—many of whom are better and more interesting politicians than Biden—into nothing more than pawns, dissected based on whether or not they would help Biden’s election chances.

It was The Bachelor: VP Edition, a wry acknowledgment that the sideshow flattened women who are powerful in their own right

How do we reconcile this attitude toward Biden’s nomination and his selection of Harris with the reality that Black women represent the voting base of the Democratic party and that their votes propelled Biden to securing the nomination?