No. We’re New Yorkers, we don’t know how to drive OR how to stay in our own lanes! We can appreciate his general competency at managing a crisis (and speculate wildly about whether his nips are pierced) while also critiquing his ties to Big Real Estate and his related shittyness to renters during this pandemic. Or the…

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

Kristen Stewart’s net worth is roughly $70 million

Reeeeaaally?  You don’t think Kristen Stewart might have done a tiny bit better?

Honestly it seems she became a star *despite* being in Twilight. Right after Twilight, Jason Reitman cast her in “Up in the Air” (for which she was nominated for an Academy Award). He says he wrote the role with her in mind, even though he disliked that she was in Twilight, which he called “a graveyard of acting”:

She was a working actress for a decade before Twilight, nominated for a Tony award and Drama Desk award at age 12 - I think her career was pretty well “kicked off”. Her first movie role was Camp which is a weird little movie but she’s fantastic in it and I think that basically laid the foundation for her long string…

lmao dude what 

We can’t afford to be perceived as enemies of law and order.

Except these protestors were by all accounts peaceful until the police suddenly went after them. Nice try, but nobody is going to buy what you are selling, "democrat".

To imply Korean/Asian people eat dogs? Yes, that’s racist, are you trying to be an obtuse twat?

I miss Mark a lot too. Mark and Bobby were great.

I, too, miss Bobby Finger. 

Joan’s shtick is tiresome. Shit on everything and everyone but use exclamation marks. Makes me miss Bobby. 

This sort of purity testing BS is going to be what buries the left in the end and keeps the Republicans in power.

I love you, Joan’s pieces area ALWAYS like this.  So inflexible. 

Joan does this kind of ignorant, random virtue-signaling all the time, to the point where I’m starting to not click on Dirt Bag (my favorite Jez posts) when her name’s on the byline.

I’m reasonably sure that the article was sarcastic.  But I’m gonna lean into it anyways.  How dare they charge people to live on their property? Celebrities should not have the kind of money to do that.  They should be ashamed of themselves.

This is getting fucking ridiculous. Yes, rents need to be controlled so people can’t hike the every year and make cities unlivable, but there is nothing inherently immoral about owning properties and renting them out at a fair price. I’m dizzy from the amount of times I rolled my eyes reading this idiocy. 

Amen - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the Bell-Shepards owning some apartments. In fact, as rental housing stock in LA goes, you’re much better off having a celebrity couple like them for landlords (they’ll fix things, if only to avoid bad press) than some real estate investment ghoul like Steve Mnuchin who…

Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%