you’re grey because you dared speak against our lady of the beyhive.

get out.

OK. Listen. I know everyone (except Yetta and Tallblonde) is going to pop in here talking about how you’re not falling in love with Harry. You’re going to list all sorts of reasons. On one hand, count yourself lucky not to have become ensorcelled by this alien in his inescapable web of fascination and dimples.…

She’ll be the one holding the Pepsi can.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Good for Caitlyn

Anyone else not surprised Scott Baio has a small dick?

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

A very good and satisfying headline.

Why don’t you point out that Icarus also lacks the enlarged sternum necessary for supporting the large breast muscles required for flight, or the hollow bones that shed excessive weight? From his wings failing to him unable to breath in the thin air, to him freezing to death, the closer he gets to the sun results in…

HE approached ME. And let that be known.

I hate that, as well. It upsets me when some women say they want a "shopping buddy" or a "bestie." Gay men aren't accessories! It takes all of my self-control not to yell and/or slap them.

As a gay man, I'd say that sometimes it is exploitative and patronizing. This is mostly the case when they are gathering into a bachelorette party. Personally, that is one of the most offensive things that can be done at a gay bar. We are all working so hard for our right to marry, and you're going to come to a gay…

I think that's where this article fails because it never holds straight women accountable for their bullshit. But this being Jezebel, a balanced look is waaayyyy too much to ask for.

Fair enough! Sorry, it definitely looks like I made an unfair assumption, I hope that wasn't offensive. In my passing experience this was women going for a ladies night out kind of thing and I was like "Well... Is that the best way of doing that?"

Question from a hetero male: When hetero girls that I know gather in groups and go to gay bars, I've always thought that seemed exploitive and patronizing. I'm not taking a segragationalist stance or anything like that, and I don't know where the gay bar fits into a shift in a narrative as stated above, but is my…

Yeah, so my one comment calling straight women out won't diminish his point, will it?

Thank you for saying this. Women do treat us like accessories at times, and it's very condescending and hurtful. Most of the time, I don't even know how to respond to this kind of behavior, because I wonder if the women who treat me like this even know what they are doing. I guess I just need to grow some balls and…

Gay men can be incredibly misogynistic, but straight women often treat them like little accessories. Talking about a gay privilege in this context seems disingenuous unless you're referring to the way gay cis voices dominate the LGBT discussion.