My cat was rescued when his feral mother was caught while pregnant. He was the only kitten and the mother died when he was 3 weeks old. I fostered him so I've had him since he was 3 weeks. Maybe I just don't know since I have mostly had dogs, but he is very sweet and cuddly.... When he isn't attacking my toes.

Wait, there are people that DON'T sleep naked?

Come now, if the funeral was "meticulously planned," I think it's safe to assume that he had money (as he was 90 with cancer, and death was inevitable) set aside for the occasion.

Really? Have you never been to a funeral before? People have money set aside for that, or the family/friends come together to pay for it. As for opera gloves, a simple Google search just told me I could purchase some for $4.99. I imagine the people that loved Empress Jose will wear whatever he requested as the final…

Of course not! They also exist to cavort around naked for your amusement. Silly Pope.

My vote, for years, has been Sackhoff.

ugh her face gives me PTSD-esque SVU flashbacks

In my world, "Dance Apocalyptic" was the summer jam and Robin Thicke is some dude I laughed at on MuchMusic once who then promptly disappeared. We also have peanut butter cup unicorns.

Jonathan Swift was famously shaven down there and he wrote several satirical short stories about it.*

*May be a lie.

Your original comment just screamed basic, so I just assumed that you liked that BOGO shit.

Bc he had his answer and didn't need more information?

And I feel like it's rude for people to have the expectation that I'm going to drop everything and engage with them in texting. If it's important, I'll respond. If not, I'll probably respond within 24 hours. Or not.

Just my experience, so please no flaming.

Yes. I quit 23 years ago.

I am a white lady also so my opinion probably doesn't help you much, but I think it's great that you let them touch and talk to them about it. I would do the same thing. Isn't there a documentary called Good Hair that deals with this issue? I think it was well received by critics but maybe someone who is a little…

Someone looking for blogging material?

I keep reading it as, "Simon Cowell and Sarah Silverman are expecting," and my brain melts a little every time.

Drops mic.

BEAUTIFUL MEN THREAD KLAXON!

You have something there, I think. Eddie C is one hot number. King had eyes, didn't he?