My God! You must be like 300 years old!

I was going more for the idea of "We don't need to lose weight, so we're going to compete for how much weight we can GAIN."

I couldn't read more than three of these. They made me very angry. Please never post this again. People suck in the suckiest ways. I hate the world now. Thanks, Pinkham.

I was 35 when I started forcing myself to gain weight. Took a LOT of protein powder and a lot of high-calorie foods, along with moderate weight training. Now I'm in the best shape of my life and hoping the both of my kids inherit this trait from me.

My "fit" colleauges, and I, decided that we would host our own "Biggest Gainer" competion.

It hovers.

It was worth $4 not to have to drive 20 minutes each way to HD.

I went to go unplug my laptop yesterday and noticed that the outlet was cold and there was cool air coming in. My house is 16 years old and in excellent shape but even in relatively new houses, the outlets need to be insulated. I just bought a pack of insulators from Amazon for like $8.

Have you tried drizzling the chocolate over the balloon to get a birds nest effect?

Many people believe you can "target" fat loss through certain exercises,

As an at-home dad for 12 years (who created, operated, and sold a small biz during that time), I feel like my resume is very disjointed so at the top I have a short summary of why it's like that and what I'm trying to do at this point (getting back into the workforce). I assumed that was enough but maybe I need to…

Considering how often we read about how many resumes a recruiter gets and how little time they give to each resume before making a judgement call, you'd think that the cover letter would just be considered a time waster for them.

I'd like to know how important a cover letter is now-a-days.

What a retarded thing to say. You anti-Apple people will pretty much take any opportunity to bash, won't you?

oh! Good thinking!

One of my thumbs has some kind of contact dermatitis that I can't get to go away. It's constantly in a state of skin flaking. It's nothing you'd notice by looking at it but I can feel it and apparently Touch ID doesn't much like it either. Can't use that thumb, ever.

I would have pee'd my pants if Tina and Amy high-fived after that joke. The delivery was so spot on.

You'd be like Dwight.

Has to be something like that. I couldn't figure out the air lock thing though. Wish I could I like everything else about this bottle.

Has to be something like that. I couldn't figure out the air lock thing though. Wish I could I like everything else…

I have one of these and I hate it. Pretty often it leaks when I drink out of it. Even more often I can't get water out of it. It's like there's no air inlet. There's got to be something wrong with mine...

I have one of these and I hate it. Pretty often it leaks when I drink out of it. Even more often I can't get water…