Homerjay
Homerjay
Homerjay

Please don't f**k the leafy greens.

I've never used the "C" word so many times in my live as I now do when I yell at Siri for sucking so much.

Clean and deodorize socks?? The last place my gross dirty socks are going is anywhere near where my food goes. If you are running out of socks before you do laundry, you don't own enough socks.

Nothing says ghetto quite like using cinderblocks as furniture.

This thing has been posted for like 16 hours and not a single Ray Rice reference in the comments.

Ours is a 17 year old traditional colonial professionally decorated by the woman who lived here (and died...) before us. It was exactly what we wanted. All we did was repaint the deck and install central AC and we're done.

Almost exactly the same situation entirely except you just use different terminology and we only went a week before we had to rebid. The first round of bidding had about 6 offers. Once the original deal fell through (just a week or so) it was down to two bidders. We overbid the first time and WAY overbid the second

In our case, the original buyer found radon as part of their inspection. The seller installed the mitigation system at his own cost, and the buyer still backed out. Didn't want to deal with it.

This worked for me just three months ago. We ended up with the house we originally wanted because our agent recommended it.

This worked for me just three months ago. We ended up with the house we originally wanted because our agent recommended it.

I dont understand why my toothbrush has a massage setting. My teeth are NOT that stressed out!

I dont understand why my toothbrush has a massage setting. My teeth are NOT that stressed out!

If you consider Asian and Indian people white, then perhaps you are right.

run flat tires are also STUPIDLY expensive to replace.

Me retirement grease!!

I have the paid version too, and I use it all the time.... unsuccessfully.

We can send you a Kardashian if you'd like?

I've gone to 12 different stores looking for bin bags and all I can find is trash bags! What am I doing wrong!!??

TESTING!

Oh, absolutely. But COULD it be done... That's the question.

I've always wondered if this could be done using DirecTV or Dish. Would they even know if you have 5 receivers in your house or if 5 of you had 1 receiver in each house?