Sympathy allows people to experience feelings regarding things that don’t affect them directly. Most non-psychopaths are capable of it to some degree.

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

it is nice to occasionally be reminded that rich, professional people are just as fucking stupid as I am

Or, is it possible that Jesse Lingard is actually a better player than Billy thinks he is?

If you are a Packers fan and under 25, you should know that this is what quarterback play looks like to much of the NFL. It is what you have to look forward to someday.

It’s actually wild how salty this thread is. And all over a record that supposedly doesn’t matter!

You can also focus on his second hat trick in just as many matches, or his chance of a third consecutive golden boot, or how he’s an incredible striker and player, but you do you.

Is this a joke? It’s been talked about all week...

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

Couch naps and it’s not close.

Stay with me on this one. What if a few of the aliens “got off” on the human porn and then this whole subgenre of fucked up human porn gained popularity on their home planet and the aliens that were into it were considered weird and they had to hide their “creepy” human porn fetish. Imagine some alien wife coming home…

My favorite naps are what I call NPR naps. Turn on NPR or a podcast in the early afternoon, lie down in bed, and can almost always manage to wake up feeling fairly well rested, and more informed, after about 25 minutes - no alarm needed.

Everton has been good defensively in the last 4 games (Big Sam? Maybe). Other than that, shit, absolute shit. Even Michael Keane has been extremely underwhelming. Bright spots include: Jonjoe Kenny, who plays like his life depends on it; that one time Ashley Williams didn’t take 10 seconds to play the ball; that one…

Counterpoint: If Ederson doesn’t eat a ball and then make a brilliant twitch second save at the end, United save a point and this story is completely different. But City are the deepest team in the world right now.

The Premier League, which has seen 4 different clubs win in the past 5 years, is uncompetitive?

Holy shit dude get an editor.

Europa League dwellers Arsenal are 7th on that list.

Your line of thinking is the only thing that should be illegal

I like when they post their full name, so I can look them up on facebook and see what they look like. Usually it’s douchebag college kids or guys that look straight out of a sex offender registry.