Kudos to the Jets. I know the “there are no small market teams” thing is de rigueur nowadays but those fans are long suffering, the city/arena/market truly is small (arena sits 15,000) and the franchise has consistently done well with their first round picks and rarely tanks a season which is a breath of fresh air…

They’ve had plenty of offense for years now. It looks like they finally have a goalie that can more than half the shots against and a D that doesn’t give easy chances.

This league is seeing some turnover in young and exciting teams like Winnipeg, and the secret is out on Toronto and Edmonton, even though they haven’t shown well this year, but would you turn off a game featuring Connor McDavid? No, of course you wouldn’t. Now please stay tuned for another Red Wings or Sabres game on…

“Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?”

Well I hope you learned your lesson.

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

Spurs v Real Madrid 4-2 across two UCL group games. I’ll hang my Spurs hat on this one.

You might be too young to remember a time when West Ham briefly had a French dynamo who singlehandedly transformed the attack, but then got homesick, sulked until the January window and went back to the club he came from a year and a half earlier.

Yeah, but he’ll be good for a season then ask to go back to France.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

I’ve only ever done a 50-miler, but I can confirm that ultras are more mental than they are physical. If you’re going to be serious about doing one, you train so much that the physical aspect is not such a big deal. It’s when you’re sitting at mile 30 (or in her case, mile 60 or so), that your mind starts to fuck with…

USMNT had a chance to pivot after dumping Klinsmann. When they took the ostensibly safe play by hiring Arena, I was fairly certain that it would result in this sort of calamitous end. It was either this, or go to the World Cup and let themselves be utterly humiliated on an even bigger and brighter stage (see: 1998).

Bruce arena is the Donald Trump of soccer with even less class somehow.

Two Worlds, One Cup.

When two slightly buzzed co-eds get into a small fender bender while leaving a party, I’m pretty sure it’s really easy to determine that less than $1,000 in damage was done.

At Everton Donovan started as soon as he got off the plane as was immediately one of the club’s best players (named fan’s player of the month once (maybe twice) - which is pretty good considering he was only there for 8 weeks in both stints).

“The rock was actually at the top of the mountain.  

Is it a Maryland basketball attendance joke? A B1G fans BMI joke? You decide!

As someone who played football at a recreational level with his friends in the backyard, I can safely say that Bennett would not be able to block, catch passes, take hits and raise his fist in the air during the anthem if his shoulder was that injured.