Why the fuck does her friend think she’d profit from the sex-tape too?

Billy Haisley writing a half-assed article about soccer? Well, I never!

“Young, promising players” at Southampton apparently include Fraser Forster (29) and Ryan Bertrand (28). What do you think this is, baseball? These guys are more than 10 years into their professional careers and five or six years from retirement.

Not supposed to, required by law to. The FTC has been requiring sponsored content disclosers since 2013. If Simmons is being paid to run content and ISN’T disclaiming it clearly, he is in violation of FTC regulations and laws. Massive fines possible if true.

Just because you guys are in the pocket of BIG FUCKING ON THE SUBWAY doesn’t mean you should criticize other websites for how they make money.

Yup...these are my funders...

Can’t wait for the final weekend in August when Billy can tell us the EPL title is decided since one of City/United/Chelsea is leading the table by 3 points.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

I, for one, look forward to Danny Rose going to United and getting paid then immediately turning back into a pumpkin.

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

Nice take. You can tell Billy is a true troll because he would never reply to a sincere reply like yours.

The USL is outstanding. The MLS is fair game for criticism because, amongst several reasons, it sees itself as a top league and it isn’t. The USL is just a cheap, minor league soccer league that’s accessible to all fans. Why dog it since, at the very least, it encourages soccer fandom in the US?

Tried to play the video but just like everything else involving the now-Los Angeles Chargers, it did not work.

As a long time US soccer fan, I’ve resisted the temptation to give in to the hype. He’s promising yes, but we’ve been here before.

I was a fan since 1978. I grew up on Air Coryell, and I chalked up their failure to win a SB to bad luck. Of course the source of that bad luck was the ownership: first Gene Klein for sabotaging a team that was a tipped pass away from a Super Bowl by trading away Fred Dean and John Jefferson. Then Alex Spanos bought…

My favorite part of the Chargers move is Spanos is forking over $500 million to move while only offering to pay $100 million to help build a stadium in San Diego.

By 2028 who knows how many football stadiums for teams Angelenos don’t give a shit about they can have access to for cheap.

FUCK THIS TEAM!

Nah. Don’t give them the money. I want the attendance this season to start at 26 5oo or so for the first game, at which point the announcers will equivocate that it’s almost a sellout, and then the crowds to thin out and bottom out at around 15 000 or so in December, at which point it’s a schadenfreudian car-wreck…