But the point of the article (to me) was exactly what you said - the conclusion of a 3-team race for the final 2 UCL spots. It had nothing to do with the 2 teams already qualified, nor the 15 teams with no chance of playing European soccer next year. Coverage of Spurs (or lack thereof) is a separate issue but doesn’t…

Or if Harry Kane didn’t score 7 of those to clinch the Golden Boot.

it’s almost as if Deadspin is unabashedly pro-Arsenal and refuses to report on any Tottenham news unless it’s negative...

You might want to keep an eye on Manchester United on Sunday. There is rumor that American teen Matt Olusunde may make an appearance on the bench in the final round of the season.

We all know Pulisic is going to be the best American player ever at this rate. That said, can we not rush to annoint everything he does as the best thing since sliced bread? Americans have had good seasons in Europe before. As impressive as Pulisic was this season, Tim Howard was once named to the PFA Premier League…

Did you just give everybody the advice that you can’t give everybody advice?

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

That’s important as NFL rules say a stadium cannot host a Super Bowl in its inaugural season.

I hate it when my co-workers say I fart at my desk just because I happen to fart at my desk all the time.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

A man of Ginobili’s advanced age should not be traveling like a man of fewer years.

“I reference a past case, ‘The People vs. Common Fucking Sense’ in this matter, Your Honor.”

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

I’m starting to think, Billy, that you’re writing some fantastic satire when it comes to soccer lately.

Speaking of things being behind where they normally are, you hear about that time Arsenal finished behind Tottenham on the PL table?

You know what else is insane?

Wear a helmet.

He’s the one that spelled it wrong tbh.

Come on you Spurs