Did you receive anything of value from the White Sox in return for writing this blog?

Hot take, but it falls apart a bit when you remember that Jackson is the one who extended Melo’s Knicks contract in the first place.

Porzingis Shows Dingus His Finguhs

It’s nice and warm here in Philly today and warm weather means Caribou for me.

Maybe it was the infamous Dortmund Fahrt Man

How do you not mention Fisher’s most noteworthy stat? Dude went six years without blowing a lead with five minutes to go.

His time at SDSU negated one of big stereotype the fans and media had of him: he just coasted on talent. He proved himself a great coach.

After 571 wins, three Final Four appearances

I grew up in San Diego and I didn’t even know SDSU had a basketball team until he took over. Thanks for the memories coach.

Easy there Musburger.

Pfff, 1.2 pounds is for suckers.

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

1. Can’t pull the defender off Pau because it leaves Pau wide open for a flip back off the initial inbound. He’s no Ray Allen, but he’s too good a shooter to do that with.

They’ll score decently, especially once Dickerson is back.

he is pitching catching and playing Outfield and he didn’t try as hard as you did with that lame-ass joke

Mike Pence prefers to get all up in a woman’s vagina from a proper, legislative distance.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

Yes, people definitely can squeeze water forth from their eyes through sheer force. That definitely is physiologically possible.

Might be just you.