“So, how much does something like that cost? I’m just asking. For a friend.”

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins.

Because he's old. He's very old.

Embiid demanded a trade after Philadelphia wouldn’t let him take classes at Shirley Temple University.

oh man oh man

Can we build a wall around the marketing guy who thought that shit was funny?

Either way, you’d think management would just be thrilled that their dicks are big enough that they can trip over them.

Wow you’re pretty thick. Did you even read the article?

I’m going out on a limb here, but I think that was the joke.

Or that City did as well.

It’s almost like he directly brought up that Tottenham got the benefit of bad linesmen.

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

♫When your knee’s in my back, and it’s just cuz I’m black /

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.

He got a religious exemption because he worships Chronos.

“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”

stfu

They call them scalpers to honor them.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.