I’d love to, just show me that article.

It's an insane amount of money for someone who has only scored 11 league goals in their career.

You’re pushing the “soccer is violent”-narrative a bit too far. They’re doing it for the kids, who are soccer fans and love the experience. I’ve never heard of opposing players fighting it out in the tunnel before the game, especially on this high level.

I don’t either, but Clark admitted his emotions got the better of him, so I would guess something had to have happened. Why make an excuse if nothing happened?

Watch as he gets up, Clark slams Rivers’ head, makes it look unintentional, then Rivers grabs him

“I-is this a bicycle kick?” - Billy Haisley, chastened.

Is anyone gonna say it? I mean DAMN, that is ugly. Seriously, when is the NBA gonna drop it with these sleeved jerseys??

and the funny thing is you won’t hear one Spur fan begrudge him any success after moving on, very glad his slump is behind him.

Gosh, with this happening so close to the start of the season, how will they recover in time to finish in the top 13 of the Big 10?

I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, a book everyone lies about reading.

I love Group B for United, especially if City buys De Bruyne from Wolfsburg (or an alternate universe where Ed Woodward buys him for United) before the window shuts

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

Dammit Sam, Ukwuachu done! UKWUACHU DONE!

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

I love this.

“Kelvin! I know your knee just exploded like a long-buried World War II leftover, and your season is over; but can you sign this Devin Funchess jersey for me on your way to surgury?”

I knew someone who drafted Falcons-era Michael Vick in the first round and then watched him break his leg in a preseason game during the draft.

At their best, The Pharcyde were as good as damn near any hip hop group ever, and their second album never really got the attention it deserved.

That must be his first child, a veteran Dad would have used her as a ball retrieval system.

It’s not that confusing. A team wins a Super Bowl. A QB is a part of the team. A QB is not the whole team. How this equation is confusing for fans and commentators alike is beyond me.

To everyone who brings up SB rings, you know who else has 2? Jim Plunkett.